obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

perrybearwaks:

All-time fave Phin quote.

portraitsofboston:

“My favorite things about this job are all the people I see and the changes the park goes through. The park is like a living thing. It changes with the time of day, the seasons, and the people. And when you think about it, people from all walks of life can enjoy the park—from the homeless to those living in the 5-million-dollar houses right there. And they may not think about it, but I play a role in making their experience more enjoyable.”

DCR employees are quickly becoming my favorite people to photograph and talk to. I was humbled and mesmerized by this guy. He spoke more beautifully than Walt Whitman. Please, do me a favor, and never walk by a landscape worker thinking “Oh, this guy just blows leaves all day.” He may very well be 5 times smarter than you. 

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

sasudicks:

Naruto AU: Sasuke is a drug dealer

nemesisfall:

yumatsukumozexal:

Describe your life with one or more cards.

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

batter-booty:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

bakerstreetbat:

minami-michaelis:

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

i´m done with this site

so that’s why the sea is salty

That last comment. I can’t

i’m sorry but that second one (raptor i believe?) is FUCKING INTENSE.